Saturday, July 4, 2009

Contraction

Several years ago, King Bud was talking about contracting a few teams in MLB that couldn't cut it financially. I came up with a way to cut out half the teams in baseball by combining teams as follows:

Minnesota Twindians
Florida Marliners
Tampa Bay Blue Rays
Washington Cardationals (try "keeping up with" them)
Baltimore Oroyals
Altana Padraves
Los Angeles Rangles of Arlington
Chicago CubSox
Cincinnati RedsOX
Houston Piros
New York Phillets
Oakland GiA's
Colorado Yonkies
Los Angeles Brewgers
Arizona Tigerbacks

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